KIRBY
Are you telling me that, at some point in his life, Jack Kirby did Ninja Turtles art?
I think I’m having a hot flash.
OH LORD GOD CHRIST SAVIOR
Notice that bamboo shell? This thing. Wow. I think whoever colored this — perhaps The King himself? — was a little off in the grim briars of ‘everything needs to look like a thin fold of rubber stretched over clusters of lightbulbs,’ but the craft is…
Man, I need to shut up. The craft is Jack the fuck Kirby. The hype is scientifically proven.
